robert elyov thinks you're a cunt.
Condom Pope (image)
A mosaic of the pope made from 1,600 colored condom packets.
Fred Durst: Home Movie (video)
A rotoscoped / animation, of Fred Durst and his girlfriend.
Clara the cartoon girl (pdf)
A short story about a cartoon girl and the pressures she faced to be 'colored-in'.
I Fucking Love Skipping! (image)
A G20 protester loves to skip.
Requiem for a dentist (video)
'Requiem for a dream' vs 'David after dentist'
Are you gonna eat that? (image)
Just a fat kid eating McDonalds
Jamie Oliver's Knob (image)
Jamie Oliver and his knob
robert[at]robertelyov.com